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西元2000年地鐵大戰休兵日

Brian Cashman被叫進George Steinbrenner的辦公室
一進去, 看到牆上擺飾多了一隻麋鹿頭
Steinbrenner正在做類似青蛙的投球動作
(The Boss想: Mussina! Mussina!)

Cashman: Oh! I got it! I got it!

Dec. 2000
Yankees signed Mike Mussina to $88.5M, 6 years contract
plus 2007 $17M team option
$12M signing bonus

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西元2001年季後賽第一輪

Brian Cashman走進Yankees包廂
一進去, 看到Steinbrenner正在做左打揮棒動作而且還吐舌頭
(The Boss想: Giambi! Giambi!)

Cashman: Oh! I got it! I got it!

Dec. 2001
Yankees signed Jason Giambi to $120M, 7 years contract
plus 2009 $22M team option
$17M signing bonus

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西元2002年Yankees第一輪被掃地出門後

Brian Cashman被叫進George Steinbrenner的辦公室
一進去, 看到Steinbrenner正在吃壽司, 電視播映著哥吉拉系列電影
(The Boss想: Matsui! Matsui!)

Cashman: Oh! I got it! I got it!

Dec. 2002
Yankees signed Hideki Matsui to $21M, 3 years contract

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西元2003年季後賽第一輪殺得如火如荼

Brian Cashman走進Yankees包廂
一進去, 看到Steinbrenner竟然沒在看自家球隊比賽, 電視竟然開的是國聯分區
Steinbrenner拿著球棒做類似節拍器一般的晃動
(The Boss想: Sheffield! Sheffield!)

Cashman: Oh! I got it! I got it!

Dec. 2003
Yankees signed Gary Sheffield to $39M, 3 years contract
plus 2007 $13M team option

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西元2004年季後賽第二輪第七場, 跟世仇Red Sox一戰決生死的大戰前

Brian Cashman走進Yankees包廂
一進去, 看到Steinbrenner正在做類似於打樂樂棒球的左打揮棒動作
(The Boss想: Beltran! Beltran!)

Cashman: Oh! I got it! I got it!

early 2005
Yankees signed Tony Womack to $4M, 2 years contract